DESCRIPCION:
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVE EVERYONE AND WITH THE NEW YEAR JUST AROUND THE CORNER WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THAN WITH A CHRISTMAS STOCKING STUFFHER SO TO SPEAK, AND EVERYONES PATIENCE HAS BEEN REWARDED. BECAUSE TODAYS EPISODE BEGINS WITH JOEY AND SAMI WHITE, AKA THE TWINS, IN THEIR REMASTERED DIRECTORS CUT AND THEIR FIRST EVER EPIC 5WAY WITH NAOMI SWANN. IVE BEEN PROMISING THIS FOR A LONG TIME I KNOW AND IF YOU ARENT AWARE THE INITIAL RELEASE WAS JUST A TINY BIT OVER 1 HOUR AND 19 MINUTES SO THAT MEANS I HAVE ADDED OVER 1 HOUR OF CUTTING ROOM FLOOR FOOTAGE AND BTS. BUT STEVE HOW COULD THERE POSSIBLE BE OVER AN ENTIRE HOUR OF FOOTAGE YOU THOUGHT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE ORIGINAL SCENE YOU ASK WELL THERES A TON OF WHAT I CONSIDER AWESOME BTS AS THIS VERSION HAS THE GIRLS STARTING OUT SHOWERING AND GETTING ALL SQUEAKY CLEAN IN THE BEGINNING SO NAOMI COULD TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF THEM. THERES ALSO A BUNCH OF ANAL TOY PREPPING AND ANAL SEX THAT WAS FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON CUT FROM THE FIRST RELEASE OF THIS SCENE 5 YEARS AGO. WHY I HAVE NO IDEA, THATS NOT TRUE I DO HAVE AN IDEA, BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT NOW YOU ALL GET TO SEE IT UNFOLD AS NAOMI AGGRESSIVELY TAKES CHARGE OF THESE TWO RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING TO ALL THE JUICY DEBAUCHERY THAT TAKES PLACE INBETWEEN THE PISSINGLY EPIC ENDING AS NAOMI GIVES JOEY HER FIRST EVER GOLDEN SHOWER OUT ON THE BACK DECK OF JAKES LA HOME. I DIDNT KNOW SUCH A TINY COMPACT SEX MACHINES THE SIZE OF NAOMI HAD THAT MUCH PEE IN THEM. ALSO IVE LEFT IN ALL SORTS OF WHAT WOULD NORMALLY GET CUT AT THE TRANSITIONS KIND OF STUFF, STUFF. BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE WATCHING HOW NOT TO SHOOT A PORNO, SEEING WHAT TAKES PLACE WHEN THERE IS NOT A WELL OILED PRODUCTION TEAM AS THEY MAKE RANDOM CLANKING AND DISTRACTING NOISES WITH WHISPERINGS IN THE BACKGROUND AS THE ACTIONS TAKING PLACE BECAUSE THE GUYS WERE TO CLOSE TO THE MICROPHONE AND THINKING WITH THE WRONG HEADS, THEN YOULL APPRECIATE THIS VERSION. CAMERAS ALSO KEPT GETTING TURNED OFF, THEN BACK ON, THEN OFF, THEN ON AGAIN AND UNFORTUNATELY THE POV WAS OFF FOR THE MONEY SHOTS FACIALS SO THERES ONLY ONE ANGLE AVAILABLE FOR ME TO CHOOSE FROM. CERTAINLY MADE FOR AN EASY CHOICE I KNOW RIGHT, LIKE WHAT THE F AS A CAMERA PA GUY YOU HAVE ONE MAJOR JOB AND THATS TO MAKE SURE THE CAMERAS ARE ON, AND IF ALL THAT WASNT FRUSTRATING ENOUGH. ALL THESE HORNY KIDS SEEMED TO ONLY CARE AND WORRY ABOUT WAS THE SEX, SEX, AND MORE SEX AS THE GIRLS LICKED, FINGERED, AND FILLED THEIR NAUGHTY NEWBIE AND VERY SIMILARLY LOOKING VAGINA HOLES AS THE GUYS GOT THEIR NOODLES WET. SO IF YOU WANT TO SEE A MORE TRIMMED AND MORE POLISHED PIECE OF MEAT, GO WATCH THE ORIGINAL RELEASE OF THIS SCENE. BUT IF WANT TO SEE HOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE, OR SHOULDNT BE MADE IS A MORE ACCURATE STATEMENT, WITH ALL THE TENDER CARE A DIRTY MEAT PACKING BUTCHER WOULD BRING TO A DENTAL ROOT CANAL. BY ALL MEANS CONTINUE DOWN THIS PATH OF JAKE ADAMS FIRST ATTEMPTS AT DIRECTING. IT HAS A VERY EARLY EXCOGI FEEL TO IT I THINK WHEN I WAS NEW TO THIS AND DIDNT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE ABOUT NOTHING AND I WAS A ONE MAN SHOW. NO ONE SAID PRODUCING PORN WAS GOING TO BE EASY AND WE ALL HAD TO START SOMEWHERE I SUPPOSE. BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW ANYWAYS RIGHT MAYBE THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE. SO ILL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CONCLUDE WITH A, I BID YOU ALL FAREWELL, HAPPY FLAPPING OR CLIT RUBBING AND UNTIL THE NEXT REMASTERING SCENE I WISH YOU ALL A HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND MERRY NEW YEARS. BE SAFE EVERYONE, ITS JUNGLE OUT THERE.
TITULO:
JOEY AND SAMI WHITE 5WAY REMASTERED BTS
PORNSTARS:
JOEY WHITENAOMI SWANNSAMI WHITE